NFR Humor

[Mukman]

Last year, I was fortunate enough to attend the Super Bowl in Tampa. As I got to my seat, there was an empty seat between me and another guy. As the stadium was filling up, I asked him if the seat was empty due to Covid.

He said, "No, this seat is my wife's. We have attended all the Super Bowls going back to 1988, but recently she passed away."

After offering my condolences, I asked if there wasn't a friend or a family member who could attend with him.

He said, "No, they're all at her funeral".

 

[Old Man]

ha OMJ…. I never put any money in that boat and trailer because i never wanted to go on it. He and our friend Keith bought a 3 seater pontoon boat. They thought the three of us would use it on our weeklong fishing trips which we took once every summer. But I never had any intention of going on a boat. I don’t like fishing from boats or being out for 8 hours. So it’s really my fault that he sold it. Funny thing is they only took it out a few times themselves. We had to keep buying the license tabs on it because the condo association required it to keep it in their lot. But it just sat there.

If i had loved it he would have probably kept it.

Here in Montana when you buy your toys. Like ATV's Boat's, Motor homes, trailers, and motorcycles. You get a permanent license. Good for your life time. You only have to buy it one time. You can also do vehicles just as they are older that 13 years. We also don't have sales tax so the price of things aren't bloated.

 

[Mark Yoshida]

Here in Montana when you buy your toys. Like ATV's Boat's, Motor homes, trailers, and motorcycles. You get a permanent license. Good for your life time. You only have to buy it one time. You can also do vehicles just as they are older that 13 years. We also don't have sales tax so the price of things aren't bloated.

Does that work with a marriage license?

 

[Old Man]

Does that work with a marriage license?

Don't know about that. I got married in Washington about 49 years ago. Should be 50 this year I think. As old as I am things get fuzzy

 

[Triploidjunkie]

 

[wanderingrichard]

So that's what happens when you dial 867-5309 !!

 

[Nick Clayton]

 

[Zak]

 

[Peyton00]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[MT_Flyfisher]

Why can’t we all be so LUCKY!

 

[NRC]

Do we do videos in this thread?

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Dloy]

Happy Valentines Day

 

[FishaLot]

 

[Lue Taylor]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I just recalled the King of these...well the writers of them anyway...

The best Norm quotes from "Cheers"

"What's shaking Norm?"
"All four cheeks & a couple of chins."

"What's new Normie?"
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."

"What'd you like Normie?"
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."

"What'll you have Normie?"
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out
of that tap."
"Looks like beer, Norm."
"Call me Mister Lucky."

"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."

"What's the story Mr. Peterson?"
"The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."

"Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
"I know; if she calls, I'm not here."

"Beer, Norm?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."

"What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"

"Whatcha up to Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"Poor."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean POUR!"

"How's life treating you Norm?"
"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."

"Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer-nuts."

"What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."

"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

"What's the story Norm?"
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

"What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"The question is what's going IN, Mr. Peterson?
"A beer please, Woody."

"Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No. For a stupid question"

My personal favorite (not a Norm response) is

"What's up?"
"That's a difficult question to answer when you live on a sphere."