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MT_Flyfisher
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Triploidjunkie
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Triploidjunkie
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Do we get a badge or a sticker?
wanderingrichard
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I'd settle for a gorilla biscuit..
And which one collected taxes?
Sir Charge
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First off, let me say that i do not like Valentine’s Day because i do not like anything that makes me feel obligated. (I have similar feeling about Mother’s and Fathers Day.) So my husband and i do not celebrate this date.
But i was driving today and there is this one stoplight during the getting off work time where you have to sit for many many green lights before you can move. (That’s how i could take a photo with my cell phone while in the car.) It’s right before a train track and inexplicably you wait even when a train is not coming because of some back up on the light on the other side. So while still not moving after the third green light I had time.
My husband is a marketing director of a college and i came home and told him that his next advertising billboard needs to be where this one is (because of the wait) but he already knew about it and said the college has purchased billboards at this very site because of that light.
But i was driving today and there is this one stoplight during the getting off work time where you have to sit for many many green lights before you can move. (That’s how i could take a photo with my cell phone while in the car.) It’s right before a train track and inexplicably you wait even when a train is not coming because of some back up on the light on the other side. So while still not moving after the third green light I had time.
My husband is a marketing director of a college and i came home and told him that his next advertising billboard needs to be where this one is (because of the wait) but he already knew about it and said the college has purchased billboards at this very site because of that light.
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MT_Flyfisher
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Xoxo
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Oh lord, that can’t be real!
And yes i was trying to sell his 3 person pontoon boat because we never used it. He did finally sell it. But he didn’t share any of the money with me!
Kind of one way isn't he.
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ha OMJ…. I never put any money in that boat and trailer because i never wanted to go on it. He and our friend Keith bought a 3 seater pontoon boat. They thought the three of us would use it on our weeklong fishing trips which we took once every summer. But I never had any intention of going on a boat. I don’t like fishing from boats or being out for 8 hours. So it’s really my fault that he sold it. Funny thing is they only took it out a few times themselves. We had to keep buying the license tabs on it because the condo association required it to keep it in their lot. But it just sat there.Kind of one way isn't he.
If i had loved it he would have probably kept it.
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I was trying to determine if this should go in the What Are You Listening to? thread or Humor thread?
This was a novelty tune played on KBRD.org while I was walking the dog. Made me chuckle.
It got pretty funny after the song lyrics @ 1:45, and especially 2:45
(if you're interested you can find the lyrics here and translate to English)
www.lyricsmode.com
This was a novelty tune played on KBRD.org while I was walking the dog. Made me chuckle.
It got pretty funny after the song lyrics @ 1:45, and especially 2:45
(if you're interested you can find the lyrics here and translate to English)
Eh! Cumpari lyrics by Gaylord & Holiday - original song full text. Official Eh! Cumpari lyrics, 2024 version | LyricsMode.com
Original lyrics of Eh! Cumpari song by Gaylord & Holiday. Explain your version of song meaning, find more of Gaylord & Holiday lyrics. Watch official video, print or download text in PDF. Comment and share your favourite lyrics.
www.lyricsmode.com
Mukman
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A good friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl on Sunday - 50 yard line, box seats. He paid $4000 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he's looking for someone to take his place.....it's at St. Michaels Church in Mukilteo WA at 3PM. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 120 pounds and she'll be the one wearing the white dress.
