NFR Humor

[Triploidjunkie]

The funniest thing I've seen in a while....

Video: Fisherman Accidentally Drags His Buddy—and Their Shelter—Across the Ice

It's the little things in life—like forgetting to un-hitch the sled—that often result in the most memorable stories. Here's a good example.

www.outdoorlife.com

 

[Triploidjunkie]

 

[DFG]

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When an eel rushes out and it rips off your snout... That's a moray!

 

[MT_Flyfisher]

I just saw this item for sale on our local Facebook Marketplace.

Amanda says these can be used for all different things. Think this can be used as a fly flotant?

 

[creekx]

If Juwan Howard was going to punch someone over a timeout, it should've been Chris Weber.

 

[_WW_]

I just saw this item for sale on our local Facebook Marketplace.

Amanda says these can be used for all different things. Think this can be used as a fly flotant?

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I would say somebody was very optimistic...

 

[Triploidjunkie]

 

[Triploidjunkie]

 

[Triploidjunkie]

 

[Cowlitz Bottomfeeder]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[MT_Flyfisher]

Don’t give my wife any ideas. She’d probably put that durn thing near my fly tying desk.

 

[Old Man]

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I think I was there that day. It was quite a while ago but it's just a fuzzy feeling.

 

[SilverFly]

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A few more:

Moose = "Swamp Donkey" (from old site, origin unknown)
Turkey = "Freezer Eagle" (good chuckle from the old site, author unknown)
Snake = "Nope Rope" (heard from a co-worker)
Sea Gull = "Beach Possum" (former art teacher term used in reference to painting seascapes)
Porcupine = "Needle Beaver" (just came to me now)
Starlings = "Sky Rats" (my Dad)

 

[Shawn Seeger]

 

[MT_Flyfisher]

Why you don’t kiss and tell…

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Mukman]

I told my wife that I saw a herd of bighorn sheep on the way to Wenatchee this morning. She asked me "How did you know they were on their way to Wenatchee?

I told her to embrace her mistakes so she gave me a hug.

 

[Mukman]

I went to my boss's funeral. As I knelt at the coffin, I whispered "Who's thinking outside of the box NOW, Steve??"

 

[Mukman]

During the funeral I asked his widow if I could say a word. She said please do. So, I cleared my throat and said "Bargain".

She said, "Thanks. That means a great deal."