NFR Humor

[Stonedfish]

 

[Mukman]

I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack.

She hasn’t noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin.

 

[Mukman]

Diet Diary Day 1: I cleared all the fatty food out of the house. It was delicious.

 

[JudyM]

Excuse his language, sent from an ex-coworker. Go get checked!

 

[bobduck]

I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack.

She hasn’t noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin.

I bet you get a chili (powder) reception especially after you tell her about Rosemary.

 

[Buzzy]

 

[FishaLot]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Buzzy]

When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. The pain is only felt by others

The same thing happens when you're stupid.

 

[joefromchicago]

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Punishment for Pierce Brosnan?

 

[Mukman]

 

[Mukman]

Credit to Mossback who posted this beauty a couple of years ago:

 

[Dloy]

Genius. The ides of March.

 

[Mossback]

Danny Winters on Reels | Danny Winters · Original audio

Danny Winters · Original audio

www.facebook.com

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Mossback]

 

[joefromchicago]

One seen on The Dave Attell Show:

At the Seattle Pike Place Fish Market Dave was handed a fried food and asked to take a bite. Which was fine with him until he was told it was deep-fried cod sperm, which he then immediately spit out.
The prankster then said "Well, now we know he's a spitter and not a swallower."

 

[JudyM]

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Supposedly, everything is big in Texas.

 

[Ardster]

 

[DanielOcean]