NFR Humor

[Mukman]

I’m at the airport and there’s a woman passed out on the baggage carousel.

She’s coming around now.

 

[flybill]

 

[_WW_]

I'm watching my weight, now that it's out there where I can see it.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I'm watching my weight, now that it's out there where I can see it.

I am watching my wait too. I really like Tom’s music vids.

 

[Mukman]

I taught my pet wolf how to meditate.

Now he’s aware wolf.

 

[Brian Miller]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

 

[mark wlker]

So the husband says to his wife, "Honey, can you tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time?"
His wife thinks for a moment, smiles ever so slightly and says, "You have a nicer "willie" than all your friends."

 

[Clean Willy]

So the husband says to his wife, "Honey, can you tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time?"
His wife thinks for a moment, smiles ever so slightly and says, "You have a nicer "willie" than all your friends."

Ha, I resemble that remark!

My user name comes from a Steely Dan song and it had never occurred to me that some might take it another way. I started playing an online golf game and the British and Aussie players have a field day with it.

 

[M_D]

Ha, I resemble that remark!

My user name comes from a Steely Dan song and it had never occurred to me that some might take it another way. I started playing an online golf game and the British and Aussie players have a field day with it.

You’re on a roll….you know what a Steely Dan is, right?

 

[Dloy]

A gift she will cherish long after you’re gone?

 

[Clean Willy]

You’re on a roll….you know what a Steely Dan is, right?

Yep

 

[Herkileez]

The Dawn of Cheerleading.......

 

[Mossback]

 

[Rainforest Gump]

 

[RCF]

^^^ closed one eye, took off glasses just to make sure I was seeing what I thought I was...

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I quit drinking or using any alcohol 5 years ago, and i know i made the right decision. Blonde mutants are not exotic and attractive to me anymore.

 

[DFG]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Give a man a fish...
Teach a man to fly fish and he'll be frustrated forever.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Give a man a fish...
Teach a man to fly fish and he'll be frustrated forever.

Teach a man to fly fish and he’ll spend his latter days organizing gear and hackle as his hackle turns white

 

[flybill]

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I would look a little lower.. nice to see double once in a while!! LOL!

 

[Shawn Seeger]

Our house.... haha