Elizabeth Bathory?
NFR Humor
- Thread starter Buzzy
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Non-fishing related
flybill
Life of the Party
No idea! But it's funny!!
Countess Elizabeth Báthory and the dark truth behind her killer legend
Countess Elizabeth Báthory is known today as a vampiric villainess who bathed in the blood of her victims to stay beautiful, but the truth is much darker.
joefromchicago
Steelhead
Or how about describing the music you were listening to as "before the Beatles".
On a similar note, I think it was David Spade who delivered this one-liner,
"Do you think the Beatles would have been more famous if they had spelled the name right?"
More popular if they gave away free ones. Or came up with an album titled Spellcheck
Roomba taking leaves. Part of Finnlands fire prevention program.
that program has reached a standstill. Environmental violations endangering threatened plant species and the Finns were not lichen it.
that program has reached a standstill. Environmental violations endangering threatened plant species and the Finns were not lichen it.
flybill
Life of the Party
I could be related to her, as she's of Polish descent! Ha!Countess Elizabeth Báthory and the dark truth behind her killer legend
Countess Elizabeth Báthory is known today as a vampiric villainess who bathed in the blood of her victims to stay beautiful, but the truth is much darker.www.syfy.com
Given the season…
Odd relatives are every other one.
Odd relatives are every other one.
When only you think your clever or funny…
the teenagers had a little assignment in class today..."Creating Humor Appropriately" was the worksheet cue...these young folks are sometimes quite funny...I played along ...there were ten short cues to finish, they are in capitalized text...Yeah of course I did it too...
1. SCHOOL LUNCHES-are bereft of seasoning(they didn't get it)
2. SHOPPING WITH PARENTS- with "Let's Make a Deal" costumes
3. GETTING A HAIRCUT- with a lawnmower
4. EXCUSES FOR NOT HAVING HOMEWORK- I was on vacation in Tralfamador(Kurt Vonnegut referrence-they didn't get it)
5. ODD RELATIVES- are every other one(my favorite)
6. BEING LATE- for a seminar about time management
7. GOING TO THE DENTIST- who is wearing a Hannibal Lector mask
8. EXCERCISE- in a pushup bra
9. BEING IN A WAITING- room with St. Vitus dance( too obtuse, they didn't get it)
10. WALKING THE DOG- around an Alpo lake. ( Yeah, they didn't know what Alpo was)
the teenagers had a little assignment in class today..."Creating Humor Appropriately" was the worksheet cue...these young folks are sometimes quite funny...I played along ...there were ten short cues to finish, they are in capitalized text...Yeah of course I did it too...
1. SCHOOL LUNCHES-are bereft of seasoning(they didn't get it)
2. SHOPPING WITH PARENTS- with "Let's Make a Deal" costumes
3. GETTING A HAIRCUT- with a lawnmower
4. EXCUSES FOR NOT HAVING HOMEWORK- I was on vacation in Tralfamador(Kurt Vonnegut referrence-they didn't get it)
5. ODD RELATIVES- are every other one(my favorite)
6. BEING LATE- for a seminar about time management
7. GOING TO THE DENTIST- who is wearing a Hannibal Lector mask
8. EXCERCISE- in a pushup bra
9. BEING IN A WAITING- room with St. Vitus dance( too obtuse, they didn't get it)
10. WALKING THE DOG- around an Alpo lake. ( Yeah, they didn't know what Alpo was)
joefromchicago
Steelhead
In my experience, chardonnay puts the h in wine.
I remember saying something to my sister about The Beatles, and her daughter piping up with "Oh! We just learned about them in history class!"
And this was 35 years ago
