Sorry to hear that.A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
Oof.
No worries! They've drastically increased weight capacities for American IKEA outlets.As I looked at my naked body in the mirror,
I realized I was going to get kicked out of IKEA.
I dreamt I was a muffler last night.
I woke up exhausted.
I bowled in a bantom and junior league every Saturday as a kid. I recall some under classman snapping me with towels after I threw a shot in our opposing league game. I put up with the whippwrsnappers until I saw red. Grabbed an 15lb bowling ball and chucked with a chest thrust a couple feet into the ahole Robbies chest which knocked him on his back. I leaped and landed knees first on his chest and grabbed him by the neck right behind me Lorraine the supervisor for the sometimes rowdy bunch of 12-14 year old league bowlers was right on us pulling me off him . She was shocked and trying not to smile. I had lost it. This scRed the crap out of the 5- 12-13 year olds in the group. And they never messed with or provoked me ever again. Dad told me I must have inherited his “seeing red” history. So yeah a bowling ball was thrown. It was an adrenaline thingYou know how they throw the game ball into the crowd after winning the game?
That's not allowed in bowling.
I know that now....