NFR Humor
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I hope that I never ever wear my pants like this. I'm 87 and still wear my pants at my waist.
RCF
Life of the Party
A guy is out working in his yard.
The neighbor lady asks him "Why do you you always stand behind that tree when you take a piss outside"?
He responded "So you do not know what you are missing out on".
She looks over at the tree. Then says "That tree trunk is only 1 inch in diameter. So obviously not much".
The neighbor lady asks him "Why do you you always stand behind that tree when you take a piss outside"?
He responded "So you do not know what you are missing out on".
She looks over at the tree. Then says "That tree trunk is only 1 inch in diameter. So obviously not much".
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A joke from the 50's.
A bomber pilot returns home after the war to his dad's ranch in Montana. His dad raises sheep and every season when it is time for market a sheepherder that works for his dad marches them to the market-a long and arduous trip. The son views this as a waste of time with usually the loss of some sheep on the way. He convinces his dad that flying the sheep is a better deal than going cross country and since he is a pilot he can fly them instead. He rents a war surplus C-54 cargo plane and he and the sheepherder load the sheep on board and they take off.
About 15 minutes out the left outboard engine fails.
Pilot: "Oh-OH!"
SH: "What's wrong?"
Pilot: "We've lost an engine and are having trouble getting over the mountains!"
SH: Silent
A few minutes later:
Pilot: "Oh shit, we have lost another engine and the plane is going down! Get on your chute and bail out!"
SH: "But what about the sheep?"
Pilot: "FUCK THE SHEEP!"
SH: "Do you think we have time?"
A bomber pilot returns home after the war to his dad's ranch in Montana. His dad raises sheep and every season when it is time for market a sheepherder that works for his dad marches them to the market-a long and arduous trip. The son views this as a waste of time with usually the loss of some sheep on the way. He convinces his dad that flying the sheep is a better deal than going cross country and since he is a pilot he can fly them instead. He rents a war surplus C-54 cargo plane and he and the sheepherder load the sheep on board and they take off.
About 15 minutes out the left outboard engine fails.
Pilot: "Oh-OH!"
SH: "What's wrong?"
Pilot: "We've lost an engine and are having trouble getting over the mountains!"
SH: Silent
A few minutes later:
Pilot: "Oh shit, we have lost another engine and the plane is going down! Get on your chute and bail out!"
SH: "But what about the sheep?"
Pilot: "FUCK THE SHEEP!"
SH: "Do you think we have time?"
