Yesterday I got skunked at my favorite lake, you know, the one with all those fish that anybody could catch. The guy down the way did, screaming like a fool at every success. Must a been a lot of success, cause he screamed a lot. Now I'm a f--ing loser. Worthless scum that can't even get a strike after buying thousands of dollars worth of gear. Went to my granddaughters birthday dinner last night. They asked me how fishing was going. I lowered my eyes and said it was good. Oh! what a dork, I can't even catch one measly fish. I hope you never get into this shameful position. It's living hell....